do you want more proof that google is trying to take over the world? according to the onion (so you know it’s reliable), google has a new option for those who no longer wish to take part in its (google’s) iniquitous (thanks for the thesaurus ma!) plan to take over the world. just visit google’s home page and click on the opt-out button.
within minutes of clicking the opt-out button, google ‘privacy experts’ will arrive at your door, take you to an unnamed secluded mountain range, torch all proof of your existence (your house, car, girlfriend, well if you had a girlfriend but we all know that you don’t so no worries), and bam! you get your privacy back!
buyer beware: “residents [you] will be required to know how to grow food, suture wounds, and bury corpses by hand if they plan to opt out.” so get your copy of the anarchist cookbook ready and you’ll be good to go!
google opt-out feature lets users protect privacy by moving to remote village
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